Deal completed: the Texas Rangers  have officially traded for Cincinnati Reds 7X-All-Star sensational Pitcher, The deal, which Will last For For Six-years Worth $184 million, was officially finalised this morning, with The Veteran Pitcher bidding Long Awaited farewell to Cincinnati Reds Fans Following….

I’ve given up. Just grab some Gorilla Glue and seal it all up. The place was packed. Sales at the team stores for new World Series merchandise were brisk. When manager Bruce Bochy and reliever Josh Sborz wheeled out the World Series trophy during the opening day pregame festivities, it was all perfect. And then came what everyone wanted to see. The banner. The 2023 World Series champions banner. Rangers PA man Chuck Morgan told the 42,000-plus in attendance where to point their phones, to the right of the Jumbotron in right field. A few seconds passed, and then

down she came in all of her glory. Or, at least the right side of the banner did. The left side didn’t want to cooperate. It was stuck for several seconds. Just gotta jiggle it; my guy says you gotta just bang it around, wiggle that thing a little bit and it should work just fine.

Then it came down, and there she was to show off to everyone who walks in here: The first World Series champions banner in the history of the Texas Rangers. The crowd cheered, but there was an awkwardness here. This super model has a giant zit that you don’t want to acknowledge but can’t ignore. And there was no way the Rangers could pop it right in the middle of their home opener. Directly on the “H” in “champions” is a wrinkle that stretches from the top to the bottom of the banner. An iron, or maybe one of those at-home dry cleaner kits, could take care of it. This is one of things that will drive all OCD Rangers fans away from the home stadium.